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All right, now. "What
to expect in your 8th month."
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Indigestion, heartburn,
bloating,
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"flatulence,
nasal congestion."
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Oh, well. According to this,
my entire family is pregnant.
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You know, the worst part about your
pregnancy is going to be the mood swings.
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- Oh?
- I can get very testy.
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( Doorbell rings )
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I'll get it, sweetie.
It's okay.
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Oh, look who this is!
Aunt Freida, what a surprise!
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Hi, Aunt Freida,
what are you doing here?
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I came by to drop off
your wedding present.
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Since I was not invited to your
nuptials or ensuing festivities.
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Oh, Freida,
we sent you an invitation.
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That said, you are
invited to attend,
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but forbidden to sing, Freida.
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Well, ma did want
to personalize the invitations.
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I knew it was all her doing.
She's jealous.
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She's jealous of my singing talent, and
of my successful business investments.
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What business investments,
Freida?
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You married a billionaire who
dropped dead two days later.
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All right, so a little luck
was involved.
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The point is that Sylvia
has hurt me deeply.
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But I'm not going
to take this out on you.
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Oh, Franny! You!
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This SOB bought our apartment building
and threw your father and me out!
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However,
your mother is going to pay!
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You are horrible, Freida!
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We are never going to have
you up to our house again!
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What house?
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Your father and I are
practically homeless.
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We have to sell everything!
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Do you know anyone who wants
to buy a 40-year-old couch,
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which thanks to plastic slip
coverage is like brand new?
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Oh, Ma, Ma, you're not
going to be homeless.
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Me and Maxwell will
take care of everything.
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We figured that.
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Morty!
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Where do you want
me to put this?
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Upstairs near the bay window.
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran. ♪
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- Oh, Niles.
- Mm?
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How am I ever going to tell Maxwell
that my parents are staying here?
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Quickly,
and without the negligee.
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Maybe I shouldn't tell him at all. How long
do you think it'll be before he notices?
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Not long. He'll see
her here for breakfast,
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he'll see her here for lunch,
he'll see her here for dinner.
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So I'm figuring I've
got at least six months.
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Oh, darling,
don't you look beautiful?
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Mm, and that perfume!
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I haven't smelt that perfume since the
last time you did something wrong.
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What did you do?
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Nothing.
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Can't a wife just put
something on sexy
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to entice her husband?
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( Mumbles ) When her
parents are moving in?
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What, darling?
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I said, can't a wife just
say over and over again
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how much she loves her husband?
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( Mumbles ) When her
parents are moving in?
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You know, what do you keep
mumbling into my neck?
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( Sighs )
Okay, all right, I'll tell you.
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But while I'm telling you, would you
please just focus on the negligee?
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Freida bought mom and dad's building
and threw them out of their apartment.
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Oh, darling, that's terrible.
I wish I had known.
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Well, we have to help them.
What are they going to do?
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Oh, don't worry. They already found
a new, beautiful place to stay.
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- Well, that's good. Nearby?
- Walking distance.
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Do you use all your
closets in here?
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No.
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Focus on the negligee.
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Well, I have to call the agency.
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None of these models they submitted
are right for our poster.
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You know, sir, if you need an
attractive, photogenic man on camera,
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- I can pass for...
- Hume Cronyn?
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( laughs )
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Niles, thank you for your offer, but this
poster really has to sell our new show.
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We need someone viral.
Someone who exudes masculinity.
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Oh, well then there's your man.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hello, sweetheart.
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Have you found your viral,
masculine model yet?
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Not yet, no.
We shoot tomorrow.
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Oh, well, maybe Michael
will know someone. Honey!
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How you doing? What's up?
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- Margaret...
- Maxwell, let me handle this.
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You're hired.
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The job pays $5,000.
Sorry, Hume.
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Well, I don't care.
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All those models
live hand to mouth.
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At least I have skills
to fall back on.
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- Morning, Ma.
- Good morning, darling.
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Oh, I'm so happy that you're
going to be here all the time.
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I forgot what it was like
living with my mommy.
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Darling, don't you think your
rouge is a little orangey?
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I'm remembering.
What's the matter?
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Sweetheart,
have you considered bangs?
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Why?
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They took ten years
off your sister's face.
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Ma, it was the eyelift
that took ten years off.
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The bangs just
covered up the scars.
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So, have I told you how
glad I am that you're here?
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Of course you are. Otherwise you
would be up at the crack of dawn
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making blintzes
for your husband.
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Little miss sleep-'til-10:30.
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So, have I told you how
glad I am that you're here?
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Darling, rush and bring
these to your husband.
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Tell him you made them.
I don't need the credit.
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Ma, you're doing
that thing again.
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What thing?
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You know that thing that caused
me to weigh 140lbs in 5th grade?
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Darling,
I don't mean to criticize.
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But that man that you
married is a prince.
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You should wait
on him hand and foot.
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He's a big step up from anything
we thought you would wind up with.
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Oh, good, more blintzes!
They're delicious.
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Thank you, darling.
Fran made them.
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What's the matter?
You look so tense.
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Oh, no, I've just got
a slight headache, that's all.
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Right. Let mommellah
take care of that.
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No really, it's fine. Really.
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It's... oh, that does feel good.
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You have beautiful hair.
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Morty had gorgeous
hair like this,
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till he lost it at "the Pirates
of the Caribbean." Whoosh!
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Uh, hey, Fran,
about your mother?
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What?
I said I was glad she's here!
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Yeah, I can see that.
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Oh, your father was right,
your father was right!
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Oh, this was a big mistake.
I've already had three muffins,
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a box of cereal
and about 16 puddings
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and I've only been
with her 20 minutes today.
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Hey, Fran, what does it
mean when your mother says
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she likes your sweater
but on somebody else?
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It means... oh, I've got
to get her out of this house!
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You know, it'll be fine.
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It's all for the best because
I'll be happy and you know what?
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Your father will be even happier because
he wants her out even more than I do.
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♪ Climb up on my knee,
sonny boy ♪
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♪ So you're 43, sonny boy ♪
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Mommy! Oh, where's Max?
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Your mother took him to Sears
to have his portrait taken.
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Boy, are they getting clingy.
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You know, I didn't realize
when I married Max
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that I was marrying
my whole family too.
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You know, I know Mr.
Sheffield thinks that
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I'm too old for the
poster for his new show,
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but perhaps if he
saw me in print.
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This is your high school photo.
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I know. But I could look like that again if
the lights were in the perfect position.
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Off?
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Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
I'm just lashing out.
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It's ma. She has got to go.
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Well, why don't you just tell her that
you think it's time for her to leave?
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How can I bust up
Harold and Maude?
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I don't understand what happened all of
a sudden. Why is he so attached to her?
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Well, you met his mother. You saw how she
paid him no attention at the wedding.
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- She wasn't even there.
- Hello.
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Don't you see? He's never
been pampered before.
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Do you know that when
he was a child and cried,
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his mother left him out in
the garden until he stopped?
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Oh, that's horrible!
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Yes, and you wonder
why he clings to Sylvia.
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The poor man is starved
for nurturing and affection.
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And I can only go so far.
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Oh, my poor Maxwell.
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And here I was,
too lazy to get out of bed
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and make him
a lousy blintz this morning.
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Well that's all going to change.
From here on in,
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I am going to give him everything
that he was deprived of as a child.
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Love, warmth, comfort,
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but first, I'm going to make up
for him being bottle-fed.
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Oh, God, did Niles die?
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Honey, can't a wife order
some lunch from a deli
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and pretend she made it for her
husband without a big to-do?
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I'm just trying
to pamper your father.
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Well, then why didn't you
make the food yourself?
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Well, because I'm too
young to be a widow.
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Fran: Oh, he's going
to be so excited
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when I show up at Michael's
photo-shoot
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with this great,
special picnic basket.
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Fran, these blintzes are delicious.
You have to give me the recipe.
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Val, I already told you that
I'm pretending to make it.
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Well, let me tell you something,
girl, they taste real.
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Niles, hurry up! I'm ready to
go to Michael's photo shoot!
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Sweetie, cut the price tag off this
afghan that I knitted your father.
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Yo.
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Niles, Michael was the one
that got the modeling job.
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Yes, I know, but when Carol Haney
got sick in "The Pajama Game,"
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Shirley MacLaine went on in
her place and became a star.
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Yeah, you know, it's trivia
like that that really works
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against this whole machismo
thing you're going after.
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All right, thank you,
wish me luck!
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Good luck.
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Come on then, people,
let's see smiling!
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Think fun. Think passion.
Think paychecks.
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Michael's working out very well,
Margaret. I'm glad we hired him.
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Yeah, but don't you think he would
look better without those girls?
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Uh, which ones?
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All of them.
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Darling, don't get jealous.
It's just work.
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Fire them, Daddy.
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When's lunch?
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Darling, you just had an Altoid.
You can't eat again until Tuesday.
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Oh, Kaitlin, how many times do I
have to tell you, I'm a married man?
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I'll tell Kaitlin.
And then I'll kill her.
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Oh, Fran, darling,
what are you doing here?
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Oh, sweetie,
I just wanted to pop in
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and see if you were okay and
tell you how much I love you,
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and make sure you're
warm and comfortable.
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Oh, that's very sweet
of you, darling,
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but I'm really very busy.
Haven't had a chance to stop.
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Do I smell your
mother's kugel mit raisins?
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Oh now, ma's not
the only one that can cook.
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I made this myself. Now come
sit down and let me pamper you.
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Fran, why are you doing this?
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Because you were left out
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in the garden.
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Darling, I know that
makes sense in here,
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but I'm out here.
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Oh, sweetie, I love you so much, I just
want to fuss over you like ma does.
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Yeah, but if I wanted
someone to cook and clean
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and fuss over me, I'd
have married Niles.
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Oh. And you didn't think
this look worked for me.
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Now come on, darling, I've got a lot of
work to do, so why don't I just finish up,
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and you go home, light some candles and
get the Jacuzzi ready for us, hmm?
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Oh, sweetie, I'd love to, but you know, mom
and dad booked the Jacuzzi for tonight.
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- What do you mean booked?
- They made up a schedule.
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Find that pretty irritating,
don't you?
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No, no, I enjoy having your mother around.
She's a lot of fun.
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She... she makes... she
makes... well, all right,
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maybe your parents do
have a few quirks, and
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sometimes I do find
it a little annoying
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that I can't use my own Jacuzzi,
my own golf clubs, my limo.
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Uh-huh! You see. You want
people living in your house,
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then you're not going to always get the
stuff that you want when you want it.
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Remember when you wanted me
and ma came walking in
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with "The Godfather 1, 2 and 3"?
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Let's just say for
argument's sake I agree
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with you. There's nothing
we can do about it.
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Freida kicked your mother out
and that's that.
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Yeah unless we could figure
out a way to get Freida
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to sing at our wedding.
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What?
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Honey, you know that camcorder
that we keep in our bedroom?
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Yeah.
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I just figured out a whole
new way to use it. Love you.
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- Did you okay this concept?
- Hmm?
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( Doorbell rings )
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Hurry up, Ma!
The Good Humor man is here.
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I want toasted almond!
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That's not Ricky.
That's Freida.
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- Whoops, my mistake.
- Syl.
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Fri.
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Oh, well this is off to a good
start. We're on half-name bases.
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Ma, we were very insensitive
to Aunt Freida's feelings
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when we told her that she
couldn't sing at the wedding.
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I was very hurt.
And I'm not talking to you.
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You know I have that
exact skirt in blue.
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They make it in blue?
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Well, teal. But mine
has western stitching.
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Oh, I don't look too
good in that "Hee Haw" look.
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No, you could carry it.
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This is how you say
I'm sorry in Jewish.
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I'm still not talking to her.
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But if you see one in teal,
pick me up one.
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All right.
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Since Freida wasn't
at the wedding,
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I thought it would be nice if we all
watched the wedding video together.
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Honey, why don't you turn
it on and we'll see it?
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( Wedding march playing )
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She looks so beautiful!
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What the hell is this?
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That's your ticket home, Ma.
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( Singing in Hebrew)
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Listen, I don't want
to say anything,
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but could this chicken be drier?
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I'll take the dry chicken
over the fishy salmon.
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I don't know about you, girls,
but my sea bass is delicious.
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( laughs )
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Hey, why doesn't aunt Freida sing?
She's better than Lisa Minnelli.
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- Liza. Liza Minnelli!
- Liza Minnelli!
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I'll have you know Freida's
the best singer in the world,
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and anyone who disagrees
can settle it with me!
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Oh, I have a little request
from my darling "Sylvila,"
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who's always been like
an older sister to me.
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Hit it!
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♪ I remember you ♪
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♪ You're the one ♪
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♪ Who made
my dreams come true ♪
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♪ A few kisses ago ♪
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♪ I remember too ♪
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♪ A distant bell ♪
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♪ And stars
that fell like rain ♪
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♪ Out of the blue ♪
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♪ When my life is through ♪
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♪ And the angels
ask me to recall ♪
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♪ The thrill of love ♪
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♪ Then I shall tell them ♪
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♪ I remember ♪
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♪ You... ♪
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My God, Freida,
that was beautiful.
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Unfortunately, you can't
stop after one number.
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There's a Gershwin medley,
a salute to...
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Oh, Ma, would you just
say I'm sorry to Freida?
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Does the teal skirt come
with a matching jacket?
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I think so, but I can't promise
that it has western stitching.
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Well, darling, you know
I have to admit, I'm
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going to miss your
mother when she leaves.
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♪ Climb upstairs with me,
sonny boy ♪
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♪ The Jacuzzi's finally free,
sonny-boy ♪
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Love, warmth, comfort.
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But first, I'm going to make
up for him being breast-fed.
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Love, warmth, support.
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But first, I'm going to make
up for him being breast...
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( laughs )
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Love, warmth, comfort.
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But first, I'm going to make
up for him being bottle-fed.
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( Screaming )
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( jazz music playing )